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The Lion’s Birthday Party

Q: A plane is carrying one hundred bricks. One falls out. How many are left on the plane?

A: 99.

Q: What are the three steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge?

A: Open the fridge, put the giraffe in, and close the fridge.

Q: What are the four steps to putting an elephant in the fridge? A: Open the fridge, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, and close the fridge.

Q: Today is the lion king’s birthday party. All animals except for one arrive. Which animal is missing a why?

A: The elephant is missing because he is still stuck in the fridge.

Q: Sally must cross an alligator-infested river in order to safely make it out of a huge jungle. Usually, alligators would kill any animal that approaches their waters. However, Sally makes it across safely. Why?

A: All the alligators are at the lion king’s birthday party.

Q: Unfortunately, Sally still di…es. How did she di…e? A: She was hit in the head by a falling brick.


A Frog Outta Luck

There’s a frog who has a unique kink: He falls in love with human girls.

Of course, no human girl will touch him. Desperate, he goes to a psychic.

The psychic tells him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”

The frog becomes excited, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?”

“No,” says the psychic, “in her biology class.”

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Dry humor about water.