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A kid in a library walks up to the librarian and says, “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please!”
Librarian responds, “Hey kid, you know you’re in a library, right?”
The kid says, “Oh, sorry. [in a whisper] I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”
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Little Johnny Buys a Horse
Little Johnny Buys a Horse
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”
His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”
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