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A kid in a library walks up to the librarian and says, “I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please!”

Librarian responds, “Hey kid, you know you’re in a library, right?”

The kid says, “Oh, sorry. [in a whisper] I’ll have a cheeseburger and fries, please.”

Only genius can understand, can you?

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Little Johnny Buys a Horse

Little Johnny Buys a Horse

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.

He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest.

After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”

His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”

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