Lily
The wife has just taken a shower and comes out wrapped in a towel, still shy being newly wed.
“Well, I’ve seen you naked. You don’t need that towel,” says the husband.
“I just feel more comfortable this way,” the wife responds.
“But I want to take a picture of you in a natural state,” continues the husband.
The wife gets suspicious and asks what the husband would do with the photo.
“I’ll put in in my wallet and keep it close to my heart all the time,” he responds, and gets his picture, then heads for the shower himself.
He returns clean but also wrapped in a towel.
“Why are you wearing that towel now – I want a photo of you in return,” demands the wife.
The husband does as he’s told, the photo’s taken and they check the result in their digital camera.
“What will you do with this photo of me, then?” asks the husband.
The wife takes a good look at her husband, then the photo, then husband again.
“I’ll have it ENLARGED.”
An elderly couple was celebrating their sixtieth anniversary.
The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired.
Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered, and found the old desk they’d shared, where Jerry had carved I love you, Sally.
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money – fifty thousand dollars!
Jerry said, “We’ve got to give it back.”
Sally said, “Finders keepers.” She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door. “Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car yesterday?”
Sally said,”No.”
Jerry said, “She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic.”
Sally said, “Don’t believe him, he’s getting senile.”
The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him.
One said: “Tell us the story from the beginning.”
Jerry said, “Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday…”