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A Lawyer and a Naughty Little Boy

A lawyer is trying to call his clients.

The phone rings and their little boy whispers, “Hello”.

Lawyer: “Is your mother here?”

Boy: (whispers) “Yes.”

Lawyer: “Can I speak with her?”

Boy: (whispers) “She’s busy.”

Lawyer: “Is your father here?”

Boy: (whispers) “Yes.”

Lawyer: “Can I speak with him?”

Boy: (whispers) “He’s busy.”

Lawyer: “Is there anyone else?”

Boy: (whispers) “Firefighters.”

Lawyer: “Can I talk to one of them?”

Boy: (whispers) They’re busy.

Lawyer: “Is there anyone else?”

Boy: (whispers) “The police department.”

Lawyer: “Well, can I talk to one of THEM?”

Boy: (whispers) “They’re busy.”

Lawyer: “Let me make it clear, your mom, dad, firefighters, and police are ALL in your house and they are ALL busy. WHAT are they doing?”

Boy: (whisper) “They’re looking for me.”

LOL!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!

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