A lawyer was filling out a job application

A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, “Have you ever been arrested?”

He answered, “No.”

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was “Why?”

The lawyer answered it anyway: “Never got caught.”


Funny joke: Old Biker and Hand Job

An old age biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:

HAND JOB: $1000

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.

“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile,

“Can I help you?”

“I was wondering,” whispers the old biker,

“Are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?”



The old biker replies, “Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.”

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