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A Lady at the Bus Stop.

This lady that was wearing a tight skirt was waiting at the bus stop to get onto the bus.

A bus pulled up and the driver opened the doors.

She tried to step up onto the step but her skirt was too tight.

So she reached back to unzip and loosen it a little.

She tried to step up onto the steps again.

But it was still to tight.

She reached back and unzipped some more.

Tried to step up again and the skirt was still to tight.

She tried one more time.

She reached back and unzipped some more.

And she still couldn’t get up onto the bus.

So this man behind her reaches and grabs her by the butt.

He gives her a boost onto the bus.

She turns around and slaps him and saying

“What do you think you are doing.”

Well the man says:

“Well lady after you unzipped my pants for the third time I thought we was acquainted.”

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Life was good at the Smiths. It was just another day.

Suddenly, shouts were heard from inside the house. The wife was shouting at Bob, her husband.

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.

She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!”

The next morning he got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

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She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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