Jasmine
Little Johnny looked so sad his teacher had to inquire what was wrong.
“What is the problem?” She asked.
“I hope it’s not about your homework again.”
“Well, uh, yes it is,” Little Johnny says.
“You see, the plane was hijacked!”
“I accidentally made my homework paper into a paper airplane.”
“That wasn’t the smartest thing to do,” the teacher said, “But, just this once, I’ll let you just unfold the paper and hand it in.”
“Sorry, but that won’t work,” Little Johnny replied, looking even sadder.
“You see, the plane has been h-i.j.a.c.k.e.d!
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Teacher says to Little Johnny.
“Johnny,” says the teacher, “what is the first thing your father does in the morning?”
“He takes a sh!t, sir,” says Johnny.
“Oh,” says the teacher, “and what does your father do for a living?”
“He’s a bricklayer,” says Johnny.
The teacher thinks, hmm, working-class, what else can you expect?
“Bobby,” says the teacher, “what is the first thing your father does in the morning?”
“He takes a sh!t, sir,” says Bobby.
“Hmm,” says the teacher, “and what does your father do for a living?”
“He’s a joiner,” says Johnny.
The teacher sees this as confirming his suspicions about the lack of linguistic skills among working-class children.
“Freddy,” he says.
“What does your father do for a living?”
“He’s a lawyer, sir,” says Freddy.
“And what’s the first thing your father does in the morning?”
“He reads The Times, sir,” says Freddy.
“Interesting,” says the teacher, ”and how much time does he spend reading the paper?”
“Not long,” says Freddy, “just until he’s finished taking a sh!t.”
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