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L.Johnny Failed His Math Test

Little Johnny failed his math test dismally.

His mark was so bad, that his teacher called home to talk to his father.

When he returned home that afternoon, his father was standing crossly in the doorway.

“Why did you fail your math test?” he asked.

Little Johnny shrugged and said: “My teacher isn’t very good.”

His father was surprised by his excuse and asked Johnny to elaborate.

“Well, on Monday, my teacher said 3+5 = 8.”

“So?” his father answered.

“Then on Tuesday, she told us 4+4 = 8, and on Wednesday she said 6+2 = 8,” explained the boy.,

“If she doesn’t know what equals eight, how am I supposed to know the right answer?”

LOL!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

Johnny Asked A Questions To His Teacher.

Johnny: Hello Teacher, let me ask you a question.

Teacher: Okay.

Johnny: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Teacher: You can’t, it’s too big.

Johnny: Wrong. All you have to do is open the refrigerator and put it in there.

Teacher: Hm. Okay then.

Johnny: Let me ask you another question. How do put a Donkey inside that fridge?

Teacher: Easy, just open the door and put it in there.

Johnny: Still wrong. First, you have to take the elephant out, then put the donkey in the fridge.

Teacher: Uh, okay.

Johnny: Next question. If a lion had a birthday party and all the animals went to it, what animal is missing?

Teacher: All because the lion eats them.

Johnny: Wrong, the donkey is missing because he’s still in the fridge.

Teacher: Are you kidding me?

Johnny: Okay, last question. If you are at a River and crocodiles live in it, how do you get across?

Teacher: You build a boat and float across. If you try to swim across you will be eaten.

Johnny: Nope. All you have to do is swim across because all the animals went to Lion’s birthday party.

Teacher: Get out.

LOL!! So cute!!

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!

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