In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny, I have a feeling you cheated on your tests.
Johnny was amazed and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it.
“Well,” Mr. Johnson said, “I was looking over your test and the question was, ‘Who was our first president? “and the little girl sitting next to you, Mary, wrote ‘George Washington’ and so did you.”
“So? Everyone knows that he was the first president.”
“Now wait a minute,” Mr. Johnson said. “The next question was, ‘Who f-reed the s-laves? “Mary wrote ‘Abraham Lincoln’ and so did you.”
“Well, I read the history book last night and remembered that,” Johnny said.
“Wait, wait,” Mr. Johnson said. “The next question was, ‘Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?’
Mary wrote, “I don’t know” and you wrote, “Me neither.”
LOL! He probably thought he would get away with it too!
The teacher always knows.
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L.Johnny Failed His Math Test
Little Johnny failed his math test dismally.
His mark was so bad, that his teacher called home to talk to his father.
When he returned home that afternoon, his father was standing crossly in the doorway.
“Why did you fail your math test?” he asked.
Little Johnny shrugged and said: “My teacher isn’t very good.”
His father was surprised by his excuse and asked Johnny to elaborate.
“Well, on Monday, my teacher said 3+5 = 8.”
“So?” his father answered.
“Then on Tuesday, she told us 4+4 = 8, and on Wednesday she said 6+2 = 8,” explained the boy.,
“If she doesn’t know what equals eight, how am I supposed to know the right answer?”
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