Little Johnny brought home his history test result, it was 90.
His father was so happy about it.
However, his mother Karen just couldn’t believe that her son got 90 in history.
After taking a closer look at the marks, she noticed that the handwriting styles of the 9 and the 0 are different.
“Johnny, you’re so busted. Tell me, did you add the 0 to your marks?”
“No, Mom, I didn’t.”
“I am asking you once more. Did you add that fxxking 0 to your marks?”
“Mom, no, I didn’t add that 0”.
”OK, as you’re not telling the truth, you are grounded for 1 month.”
“Mum, no, please, no, I really didn’t add that 0.”
”This is your last chance kid, tell me the truth.”
“……. I just added the 9 to it.”
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L.Johnny and the History Exam
In class one day, Mr. Johnson pulled Johnny over to his desk after a test, and said, “Johnny, I have a feeling you cheated on your tests.
Johnny was amazed and asked Mr. Johnson to prove it.
“Well,” Mr. Johnson said, “I was looking over your test and the question was, ‘Who was our first president? “and the little girl sitting next to you, Mary, wrote ‘George Washington’ and so did you.”
“So? Everyone knows that he was the first president.”
“Now wait a minute,” Mr. Johnson said. “The next question was, ‘Who f-reed the s-laves? “Mary wrote ‘Abraham Lincoln’ and so did you.”
“Well, I read the history book last night and remembered that,” Johnny said.
“Wait, wait,” Mr. Johnson said. “The next question was, ‘Who was president during the Louisiana Purchase?’
Mary wrote, “I don’t know” and you wrote, “Me neither.”
LOL! He probably thought he would get away with it too!
The teacher always knows.
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