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Johnny Asked Mother for Dad’s Baldness

One morning, Johnny was having breakfast and got to thinking about things.

“Mommy, mommy, why has daddy got so few hairs on his head?” He asked his mother.

“He thinks a lot,…” his mother replied, pleased with herself for coming up with a good answer to her husband’s baldness.

Or she was until Johnny thought for a second and asked, “So why do you have so much hair?”

Little Johnny And The Teacher’s Gift

On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought gifts to their teacher.

The florist’s son handed the teacher a gift.

She shook it, lifted it up, and said:

“I bet I know what it is – there are flowers!”

“Correctly!” shouted the little boy.

Then the candy store owner’s daughter handed the teacher a gift.

She held it up, shook it, and said.

“I bet I know what it is – it’s a box of candy!”

“That’s right!” shouted the little girl.

The next gift came from the liquor store owner’s son, Little Johnny.

The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking.

She touched a drop with her finger and tasted it.

“Is it the wine?” she asked.

“No,” replied little Johnny.

The teacher touched another drop to her tongue.

“Is it champagne? She asked. “No,” he replied.

Finally, the teacher said,

“I’m giving up. What is it?”

Little Johnny replied:

“A puppy!”


Hope this joke makes you smile! Have a nice day! 

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