Jasmine
At school, a classmate told Little Johnny that most adults have at least one dark secret and it is very easy to earn money from them by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home and when he is greeted by his mother, he says: “I know the whole truth”.
His mom quickly gives him $20 and says, “Don’t tell your dad.”
The boy happily waits for his father to come home from work and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.”
The father immediately gives him $40 and says, “Please don’t tell the secret to your mother.”
Johnny is very happy to go to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “So come give your real father a big hug.”
This joke has been circulating for years and still makes me laugh!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
Johnny Got His First Job.
Little Johnny got his first job running the register at a store.
The old store owner said he would teach him how to upsell.
“Watch how I do it,” he said to the new hire.
As a customer put a bag of grass seeds on the counter, the old-timer said to him, “When you plant these seeds and the grass starts growing, you’re going to need a new lawnmower to cut the grass.”
“You know,” said the man, “I need a new lawnmower. Of course, I’ll take one.”
After the customer left, Little Johnny said, “I think I see what you mean. Let me handle this next one.”
A customer stepped up to the counter and set down a box of tampons.
The young salesman Johnny said, “You know, you should get yourself a new lawnmower to go with that.”
The man asked the young salesman Johnny, “What are you talking about?”
“It looks like your weekend’s shot so you might as well cut the grass.”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!