John Came Into The Office.

John came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him: “What’s the story this time, John?”

He asked sarcastically. “Let’s hear a good excuse for a change.”

Jones sighed.

“Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river, look, my suit’s still damp, I ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Thompson’s helicopter, landed at Battersea Heliport and a couple of wrestlers gave me a piggyback into work.”

“You’ll have to do better than that, John.” Said the boss, obviously disappointed…

“No woman can get ready in ten minutes.”

LOL!!

Johnny Was Having Problems In English Class.

Little Johnny was having problems in English class, so his teacher decided to stop by Little Johnny’s house on her way home.

She wanted to discuss his poor performance directly with his parents.

When she rang the doorbell, Johnny answered.

“Hello Johnny, I would like to talk to your mother or father.” She said.

“Sorry. but they ain’t here.” He replied.”

She said. “what is it with your grammar?”

“Haven’t got a clue,” Johnny replied.

“But dad sure was mad that they had to go bail her out again!”

LOL!!