A young man named Joe bought a horse for $250 from a farmer.
The farmer agreed to deliver the horse within the next few days.
A few days later, the farmer drove up to Joe’s house and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.”
Joe said, “Well, then just give me my money back.”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I’ve spent it already.”
Joe said, “Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.”
The farmer asked, “What ya gonna do with it?”
Joe said, “I’m going to raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t flog a dead horse!”
Joe said, “Of course, I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”
A month later, the farmer met Joe and asked him, “What happened to that dead horse?
Joe said, “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $5 apiece and made a profit of $2495.”
The farmer said, “Nobody complained?
Joe said, “Just the guy who won. So I gave him back his $5.”
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A cowboy rides his horse into a small town
A cowboy rides his horse into a small town.
His throat is dry so he ties his horse to a pole next to a bar and goes in for a drink.
He comes out a few minutes later, and someone has already stolen his horse.
The people of the town want to see his reaction, they aren’t even discreet about it.
He looks at everyone and says loud and clear,
“I’m going back to the bar for another drink and if I don’t see my horse right in front of the bar, I will have to do what I did in Texas a year ago after someone stole my horse. And trust me, I didn’t like what I had to do in Texas a year ago.”
After his confident speech, the man returned to the bar.
The townsfolk looked at each other in fear and got the horseback.
The cowboy finished his second drink and walked out of the bar, saddled the horse, but just before he left the bartender walked up to him and asked.
“Hey cowboy, we know that we got you your horseback, but do you mind telling us what you had to do a year ago in Texas?”
The cowboy looked at him with an iron gaze and responded, “I had to walk home.”
LOL!!! This joke is very funny!
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