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Jesus Is Watching You.

One night, a burglar broke into a house.

He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables.

And when he picked up a jewelry box to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed in the darkness and saying, “Jesus is watching you.”

He nearly jumped out of his skin, turned off his flashlight, and froze.

When he didn’t hear anything after a while, he shook his head, turned on the light, and started looking for other valuables.

After a few seconds, he heard as clearly as a bell, “Jesus is watching you.”

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.

Eventually, his flashlight landed on a parrot in a corner of the room. “Did you say that?” He hissed at the parrot.

“Yes,” the parrot confessed, then squawked, “I’m just trying to warn you.”

The burglar relaxed. “Warn me, huh?” Who in the world are you?”

“Moses,” replied the bird.

“Moses?” The burglar laughed. “What kind of people would call a bird Moses?

Suddenly, he felt a giant shadow materializing behind him.

“The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus.”


This joke has been circulating for years and still makes me laugh!

Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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