Jenny was having a hard day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self-pitying.
She moaned to her mom and brother, “I feel like nobody loves me…everyone in the world hates me!”
Her brother busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: “That’s not entirely true, Jenny. There are some people out there who haven’t even had the chance to meet you yet.”
A blonde once got lost near a river.
A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river.
She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one.
Yet, when looking to the other side again, she happened to see another blonde on the opposite river bank. She tried calling her.
“How can I get to the other side of the river?” she shouts loudly.
The other blonde replied “What for? You are already on the other side of the river!”