Bean
Husband Questions:
Jealous husband: my wife where are you?
Wife: at home love
Husband: are you sure?
Wife: yes
Husband: turn on the blender.
Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
Husband: ok my love goodbye
Once Again
Another day, Jealous husband: my wife where are you?
Wife: at home love
Husband: are you sure?
Wife: yes
Husband: turn on the blender
Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
Husband: ok my love goodbye.
The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, finds his son alone and asks him “Son, where is your mother?”
Son: I do not know, she went out with the blender ….. GOSH…..
She is a smart wife, isn’t she?
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Read another story: Pilot calls out over the intercom
The British plane took off and as soon as the plane reached the altitude, the captain announced:
Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain. Welcome to flight 293, nonstop from London Heathrow to New York.
The weather is fine, so we should have an uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and … OH … MY GOD! ”
People froze!
After a few minutes, the captain made another announcement:
“Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally spilled coffee on my lap. You should see the front of my trousers!”
An Irish passenger called:
“For the Luvva Jaysus … you should see my back!”