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And a jealous husband doesn’t doubt his wife but himself. Read in this hilarious story of a jealous husband and wife which will surely make your day.
Husband Questions:
Jealous husband: my wife where are you?
Wife: at home love
Husband: are you sure?
Wife: yes
Husband: turn on the blender.
Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
Husband: ok my love goodbye
Once Again
Another day, Jealous husband: my wife where are you?
Wife: at home love
Husband: are you sure?
Wife: yes
Husband: turn on the blender
Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
Husband: ok my love goodbye.
The next day, the husband decides to go home without notice, finds his son alone and asks him “Son, where is your mother?”
Son: I do not know, she went out with the blender ….. GOSH…..
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An 80-year-old lady was being interviewed by a local news station
An 80-year-old lady was being interviewed by a local news station
An 80-year-old lady was being interviewed by a local news station because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.
The interviewer began to ask her questions about her life, why she has decided to get remarried at 80, and for some information about her new husband. “My husband is a funeral director”, she answered. “That’s interesting”, the reporter replied.
The reporter was then curious about her previous three husbands and what their professions had been. After a few minutes of reflection, the woman smiled and answered proudly.
She explained that in her 20’s she married a banker, in her 40’s a circus ringmaster, a preacher in her 60’s and now, in her 80’s, a funeral director.
The reporter was unsure how to process her answer and then asked why she married four men with such different lives and career choices.
The woman once again smiled and explained, “I married the first for the money, the second for the show, the third to prepare myself, and the fourth to go!”