An International Space Station was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.
Only one could go and not come back to earth. The first applicant, an engineer, was asked how much he wanted to pay for this.
“A million dollars,” he answered, “because I want to donate it to M.I.T.”
The next applicant, a doctor, was asked the same question.
He asked for $2 million. “I want to give my family a million,” he said, “and leave the other millions to advance medical research.”
The last applicant was a lawyer. When asked how much money he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer’s ear: “Three million dollars.”
“Why so much more than the others?” asked the interviewer.
The lawyer replied, “If you give me $3 million, I’ll give you $1 million, I’ll keep $1 million, and we’ll send the engineer to Mars.”
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother
One day a blonde came home from school and came to her mother and said, “Hey, Mommy! Mommy!
Today in school we learned to count.
The other kids could only count to three but I can count to Ten….. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!”
The mother responds, “Very good honey.”
The blonde asks, “Is that because I’m a blonde mommy?”
And the mother responds, “Yes dear.”
The next day the blonde came home and went to her mother and said, “Today in school we learned our ABCs!
The other kids could only get to D but I can get to K! …. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K!”
The mother says, “Very good honey.”
The blonde then asked.
“Is that because I’m a blonde, Mommy?”
The mother responds, “Yes dear.”
The third day the blonde come home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy today in school we went swimming!
But I was the only one who had br….ea….sts.
Is that because I’m a blonde, Mommy?”
And the mother responds, “No Honey, it’s because you’re twenty-five.”