I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman

I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…

“Mr. Cook?”

“Yes,” I replied.

“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”

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I said, “That’s not possible, my dog doesn’t have a bike.”

Long Speech.

A man giving a long-winded speech finally says,

“I’m sorry I talked so long. I left my watch at home.”

A voice from the crowd says,

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“There’s a calendar behind you.”