A Hotel Guest Calls The Front Desk.

A hotel guest calls the front desk from his room on the eighth floor.

The call is picked up by the clerk at the reception desk.

The clerk responds, “May I help you?”

The man says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately.”

“What seems to be the problem, sir?” Asks the clerk.

“I’m having an argument with my wife and she’s threatening to jump out of the window.”

The desk clerk calmly says, “I’m very sorry to hear that sir, but that’s a personal matter.”

The man replies, “Listen to you, idiot, the window won’t open and that’s a maintenance matter!”


Man Asked The Hotel If He Could Bring His Dog

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a town he planned to visit on his holiday.

He wrote: “I would love to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved.

Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?”

An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who wrote:

SIR: “I have been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I’ve never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware, or pictures off the walls.

I’ve never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. And I’ve never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel.

And, if your dog will vouch for you, you’re welcome to stay here, too.”

Maybe dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. Having one means being constantly surrounded by unconditional love and loyalty. There are a lot of people who don’t understand how important our fur babies are to us saying they are just dogs, luckily, there are those who know these creatures are family members, just like this cool hotel owner.

Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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