Bean
Guy goes to the same dinner every day, looks at the menu and always orders the same thing: ham and eggs.
Every day, the same thing: ham and eggs.
The waitress decides to prank him and crosses him off the menu.
He comes in, she says, “You know that thing you like so much? I scratched it.”
“Well, wash off your hand and get me some ham and eggs.”
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God is watching
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch.
At the head of the table was a large pile of apples.
The nun made a note, and posted it on the apple tray,
“Take only one. God is watching.”
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
One child whispered to another, “Take all you want.
God is watching the apples.”
