Bean
A guy driving his car asks his blonde girlfriend to stick her head out of the window and check to see if the blinkers are working.
she sticks her head out and tells the boyfriend to go ahead I’m looking at them.
Does he then reply okay honey are they working or not?
She replies back–yes,no,yes,no,yes,no,yes,no,yes,no,yes,no
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The New Blonde Stewardess
A new blonde hostess has started her first day. The route they took required them to stop in another town for the night.
Soon after their arrival, the captain showed all the flight attendants to their rooms.
The next morning the pilot was preparing everyone to leave, and he noticed his new flight attendant was missing.
He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up, as he was wondering what happened to her.
She answered the phone, sobbing. “I can’t get out of my room!”
“You can’t get out of your room?” the captain asked, “Why not?”
The stewardess replied, “There are only three doors in here,” she cried, “one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says, ‘Do Not Disturb?!”