A girl tell her Mom that she was punished for something that she hadn’t done

Girl: “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.”

Mother: “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this …

…by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?”

Girl: “My homework.”

Comment the reason below.

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A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six”

A husband of six children begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name.

The wife, amused at first, chuckles.

A few years later, the woman has had enough. “Mother of six,” he would say, “what’s for dinner tonight? Give me a beer!

She gets very frustrated.

Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out, “Mother of six, I think it’s time to go!”

The wife immediately shouts back, “I’ll be right with you, father of four!”