Jasmine
George came home from University in tears.
“Mom, am I adopted?”
“No of course not!”, his mother replied. “Why would you think such a thing?”
George showed her the results of his genealogy DNA test.
No match for any of his relatives, and a strong match for a family who lived on the other side of the city.
Worried, his mother called her husband.
“Honey, George did a DNA test and…and…I don’t know how to say this… he may not be our son.”
“Well, obviously!” he replied.
“What do you mean?” she asked.
“It was your idea in the first place,” her husband said. “You remember, that first night in the hospital when the baby did nothing but scream and cry and scream and cry. On and on. And you asked me to change him.”
“I picked a good one I reckon. Ever so proud of George.”
LOL!!
A Little Boy Goes to the Zoo With Dad
A little boy wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.
Finally, her mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.
The little boy tells himself that there was quite a large number of horses at this zoo.
He wondered where all the other animals were but were still happy to see the horses.
“Great,” the boy replied.
“So how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home.
“Great,” the boy replied.
“Did you and your father have a good time?” His mother asked.
“Yes, Daddy especially liked it,” the boy exclaimed enthusiastically, especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!”
LOL!!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!