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A woman’s husband was cheating on her. The woman and her husband got a divorce and the woman went on with her life hating her ex-husband.
One day she found a beautiful lamp tossed in the streets. She picked it up and rubbed it a little bit. Suddenly, a genie popped out of the lamp!
The genie said: “I feel that you are married. You have 3 wishes, woman, but know that anything you ask for your husband will get as well, only double! Sorry, but the rules were written at a more primitive time.”
So, the woman thinks of a first wish…
“I want to be rich!” So, the woman became rich, and the husband became twice as rich! So, the woman thinks of a second wish…
“I want to be beautiful!” So, the woman became beautiful, and the husband became twice as beautiful.
“Okay”, the genie says. “This is your last wish so be careful what you wish for.” The woman thinks real hard and finally comes to a decision.
“I Want You To Scare me HALF To Death!”
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The Wife, the Husband, and the Genie
A husband and wife in their sixties were at the door for their 40th wedding anniversary.
Knowing that his wife loved antiques, he bought her a beautiful old brass oil lamp.
While she unwrapped it, a genie appeared. He thanked them and gave each of them one wish.
The wife wished for an all-expenses-paid, first-class, around the world cruise with her husband.
Shazam!
She immediately received tickets for the entire journey, as well as expensive side trips, dinners, shopping, etc.
However, the husband wished he had a female companion who was 30 years younger.
The genie smiled and…
Shazam!
Instantly he turned 93 years old.
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!