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A pastor and a taxi driver both passed away and went to Heaven.
St. Peter was waiting for them at the Pearly gates.
“Come with me,” said St. Peter to the taxi driver.
The taxi driver did what he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion.
It had everything you could imagine, from a bowling alley to an Olympic size pool.
“Wow, thank you,” said the taxi driver.
Then St. Peter led the pastor to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set.
“Wait, I think you are a little mixed up,’ said the pastor.
‘Shouldn’t I be the one who gets the mansion? After all, I was a pastor, went to church every day, and preached God’s word.’
‘Yes, that’s true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.’
This joke has been circulating for years and still makes me laugh!
Hope this funny story will make you smile! Have a nice day!!
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Smart wife
Man on the phone: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get a promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We’re leaving from the office & I’ll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pajamas!”
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy, but being a good wife she did exactly as her husband said.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but looking good…
The wife welcomed him & asked if he caught a lot of fish?
He said “Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish. But why didn’t u pack my blue silk pajamas?”
You’ll love the answer..!!
She says, “I did…..They’re in your fishing box”
…. Game over !!