A trucker came into a truck stop coffee and placed his order:
– I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards
The brand new waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook,
– This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.
What does he think this place is, an Auto Parts store?
No – the cook said.
– Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of Crisp Bacon.
Oh, ok – the waitress said
She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked. “What are the beans for?”
She replied: ” I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlight, and running boards, you might as well gas up!”
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Wife: What are you doing?
Wife: Nothing…? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.
Husband: I was looking for the expiry date.
Wife: Do you want dinner?’
Husband: Sure! What are my choices?’
Wife: Yes or no.
Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself: What other problem can there be greater than this one?