The Funniest Order Ever

A trucker came into a truck stop coffee and placed his order:

– I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards

The brand new waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook,

– This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair of running boards.

What does he think this place is, an Auto Parts store?

No – the cook said.

– Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of Crisp Bacon.

Oh, ok – the waitress said

She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked. “What are the beans for?”

She replied: ” I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlight, and running boards, you might as well gas up!”


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