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There’s a frog who has a unique kink: He falls in love with human girls.
Of course, no human girl will touch him. Desperate, he goes to a psychic.
The psychic tells him, “You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.”
The frog becomes excited, “This is great! Will I meet her at a party?”
“No,” says the psychic, “in her biology class.”
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A boy returns home from running an errand for his quarantined grandfather.
A boy returns home from running an errand for his quarantined grandfather.
He says, “Grandpa, I got all the groceries you wanted! Altogether, it came to $47.22. Here’s your chance.”
Grandpa says, “My goodness, the world is expensive nowadays. When I was a boy your age, I could get five pounds of potatoes, three loaves of bread, two pounds of beef, a jug of milk, a tin of tobacco for my dad, and a handful of my favorite candies, all for about five cents.
“Can’t do that today, though. No siree Bob!”
“Why is that, grandpa?” asks the boy.
“Too many bloody cameras.”