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A flat-Earther passes away, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven.
God himself was there and told him he would be happy to answer any questions the man might have – about anything across the entirety of Space and Time.
So, of course, the man said: “Was I right?? Is the earth actually flat?” God chuckled and said: “Of course not.”
The man shook his head in disbelief, shaken to his very core, before murmuring: “This goes even higher than I thought…”
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Little Johnny Buys a Horse
Little Johnny Buys a Horse
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse’s legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?”
His father replied, “Because when I’m buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom.”