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First Date Advice.

A boy was feeling very nervous about his first date, and so went to his father for advice.

“My son, there are three subjects that always work with women: food, family, and philosophy.”

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The boy picks up his date, and they stare at each other for a long time. The boy’s nervousness builds, but he then remembers his father’s advice and asks the girl:

“Do you like potato pancakes?”

“No,” comes the answer, and the silence returns like a suffocating blanket.

“Do you have a brother?”

“No.”

After giving it some thought, the boy plays his last card:

“If you had a brother, would he like potato pancakes?”

Life was good at the Smiths. It was just another day.

Suddenly, shouts were heard from inside the house. The wife was shouting at Bob, her husband.

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.

She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!”

The next morning he got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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