Two old guys from a senior center were sipping lemonade or the porch when one asks the other:
“Ralph, I’m 92 years old and even my aches have pains.
You must be close to my age. How are you feeling?”
Ralph says, “Like a brand new baby.”
“No kidding! Like a brand new baby?”
“Yep. No teeth, no hair, and wet diapers.”
Funny joke: Old Biker and Hand Job
An old age biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50
HAND JOB: $1000
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile,
“Can I help you?”
“I was wondering,” whispers the old biker,
“Are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?”
The old biker replies, “Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger.”