A fat lady asked an expert how to reduce her fatness

A fat lady (To a health expert): “Give me some advice that can reduce my fatness.”

Health expert: “Okay. You must move your head to the right and the left at a particular time.”

Fat lady: “At which particular time?”

Health expert: “Whenever anybody asks you to eat.”

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A boyfriend asks his girlfriend about Valentine’s Day’s gift

A boyfriend asks his girlfriend:

“What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine’s Day?”

“Well, I don’t know” she answers shyly.

“OK, that I give you another year to think about it…”