An Alberta farmer in his pickup truck went to a neighbor’s house and knocked at the door. A boy of about 9 opened the door.
“Is your father at home?”
“No, sir, he’s not; he went to town.
“Well, is your mother here?”
“No sir, she went to town with daddy.”
“What about your brother Howard?” Is he here?”
“No sir, he went with mom and dad.”
The rancher stood for a few minutes, moving from one foot to the other, and mumbling to himself.
“Is there anything I can do for you?” I know where all the tools are if you need to borrow one or if I can give a message to my dad.”
“Well,” the rancher uncomfortably said, “I really wanted to talk to your father. It’s about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant.
The boy thought for a moment. “You should tell daddy about that. I know he charges $500 for the bull and $50 for the pig, but I don’t know how much he charges for Howard.”
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