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Employee Asking for a Raise

This employee needed a raise so he had a big talk with the boss that we all hate having. But this guy had a trick up his sleeve.

Employee: Excuse me, sir, may I talk to you?

Boss: Sure, come in. What can I do for you?

Employee: Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this reputable company for over ten years.

Boss: Yes, and we’re glad to have you here.

Employee: I won’t beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies following me so I decided to talk to you first.

Boss: A raise? I would love to give you a raise but now is just not the right time.

Employee: I understand your position and I know these are tough times economically, but you also have to take into consideration my hard work, pro-activeness, and loyalty to this company for over a decade. I want to continue working here, but that needs to go both ways.

Boss: Considering these factors and since I don’t want to start a brain drain, I’m willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound?

Employee: Great! It’s a deal! Thank you, sir!

Boss: Before leaving, just out of curiosity, which companies were after you?

Employee: Oh, the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company, and the Mortgage Company!

A deal’s a deal.


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