Elly was given a coffee makers by her husband.

Cousin Elly is the world’s worst at getting instructions mixed up.

When she got married her husband bought her one of those fancy, electric coffee makers. It had all the latest gadgets on it.

Salesman Riley carefully explained how everything worked; how to plug it in, set the timer, go back to bed, and upon rising, the coffee is ready.”

A few weeks later Elly was back in the store and Riley asked her how she liked the coffee maker.

“Wonderful!” she replied, “However, there’s one thing I don’t understand. Why do I have to go to bed every time I want to make a pot of coffee?”

A blonde once got lost near a river.

A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river.

She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one.

Yet, when looking to the other side again, she happened to see another blonde on the opposite river bank. She tried calling her.

“How can I get to the other side of the river?” she shouts loudly.

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The other blonde replied “What for? You are already on the other side of the river!”