A duck walks into a pet store and asks the owner if he has sold “duck food” here.
The owner said, “No, I don’t sell duck food here.”
The next day, the duck went back to the same pet store and again asked the owner if he has sold “duck food” here.
The owner got angry and said, “If you ask me for “duck-food” one more time, I am going to nail your web feet to the floor!”
The duck came back on the third day and asked the owner of the pet store, “Do you sell any hammer and nails here?”
The owner responded, “No, I don’t sell any hammer and nails here.”
The duck then asked, “Do you sell any “duck-food” here”?
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A Man Buys a Parrot
One day, a man goes to a pet store to buy a parrot.
The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks him to choose one.
The man asks, “How much does the yellow cost?”
The assistant says, “$2000”.
The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it is so expensive.
The assistant explains, “This parrot is a very special one. He knows to typewrite and can type really fast.”
“What about the green one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, “He costs $5000 because he knows to typewrite and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.”
“What about the red one?” the man asks.
The assistant says, “That one’s $10000.”
The man says, “What does HE do?”
The assistant says, “I don’t know, but the other two call him boss.”
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