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Dry humor about water.

Dry humor about water.

So these two guys are in a cabin in the woods by a small pond in Vermont.

One says, “Hey, go fetch some water to drink.

So the other takes a pail and wades out into the pond to get water. He looks up and there is a bear across the pond looking at him and growling!

The guy drops the pail and runs back to the cabin.

He bursts into the cabin and shouts, “There’s a bear in the lake!”
The other guy looks up and says, “Relax, he’s probably more scared than you are.”

The somewhat wet guy says, “Oh, then you wouldn’t want to drink the water anyway.”

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A blonde by any other name.

A blonde walked into an electronics store and said to the salesmen: “I want that TV.” The salesperson shook his head and said, “No, we don’t sell to blondes.”

So the blonde left and came back with her hair dyed brown and said: “I’ll take that TV.” Again the salesman said: “No, we don’t sell to blondes.”

So she left again and came back with a hat, a fake nose and with her hair dyed black and said: “I want that TV.” But the salesman still said: “sorry, we don’t sell to blondes.”

Finally the blonde got fed up and said, “That’s it! How do you keep guessing I’m a blonde?!” she asked.

“Because that’s a microwave.

 

 

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