A Drunken guy gets pulled over.

Officer starts doing sobriety tests on him.

The final test the officer says “if you can pass this last test I will let u go… use the words green pink and yellow in 1 sentence.”

So the drunk man replies “My phone went green and I pinked it up and said yellow. Have a nice day officer!”

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A blonde couple went to adopt a child.

Assistant: How can I help you

Couple: We want to adopt a baby

Assistant: Come and take a look. Couple: Ooohhh this Chinese baby is cute but will come to get it later

Assistant: why not now?

Couple: First we’ll have to learn how to speak Chinese.

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