I was drinking my coffee in a coffeehouse when a beautiful girl came near my table and asked me:
“Are you alone?”
So I responded: “It’s a long time that I’m alone.”
“So do you mind me to take this chair?” said the girl.
A man walks into a bar and order a beer.
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants.
The man says “Oh just a beer”.
The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong, why are you so down today?”.
The man said “My wife and i got into a fight, and she said she wouldn’t talk to me for a month”.
The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”?
The man said “Well the month is up tonight”.