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Can You Say Daddy?

Baby: “Mommy.”

Dad: “No. Say daddy.”

Baby: “Mommy.”

Dad: “Crap! Say daddy!”

Baby: “Crap!”

Dad: “What did you say?”

Baby: “Crap!”

Mom: “I’m home!”

Baby: “Crap!”

Mom: “What? Where did you hear that?”

Baby: “Daddy.”

Did you have a good laugh?

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter.

She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

“Why?” my daughter asked.

“Because it’s been on the ground, you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty, and probably has germs” I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Mommy, how do you know all this stuff, you are so smart.”

I was thinking quickly. “All moms know this stuff. It’s on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mommy.”

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

”OH…I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don’t pass the test you have to be the daddy.”

“Exactly” I replied back with a big smile on my face.

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