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A brunette lost her phone

Two people are texting. One is called Stacy who is blonde and the other is called Rachel who is a brunette.

Rachel: Hey sorry I lost my phone I can’t test right now.

Stacy: Well can you PLEASE find it I really want to text you… you are my best friend!!!

Rachel: You’re an idiot.

Stacy: Umm I’m not the one who lost my phone can you just text me when you find it?

Rachel: You’re such a blonde. Read my first text again.

Stacy: IK !!! FIND YOUR PHONE !!!

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A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him

A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load. ”

The truck driver simply ignores them, the light changes and he walks down the street. At the next traffic light, the blonde catches up and says, “Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load. ”

He ignores her again and walks down the street. At the next red light, the blonde takes a breath, knocks on the window, and says “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load. ”

The trucker looks at her and finally, he says, “Hi, my name is Kevin, it’s snowing, and I’m driving a salt truck. “

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