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A brunette goes to the doctor, and says,
“Doctor I’m hurting all over my body.”
“That’s odd”, replied the doctor,
“Show me what you mean”
So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says,
“You’re not a natural brunette are you?”
“No I’m a blonde”, she replies.
“I thought so…. your finger is broken.”, replies the doctor.
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are all running from the cops.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead run away from the cops. They run to an old barn and hide in sacks of potatoes
The policeman chasing her enters the barn and looks for her. He kicks the first bag with the redhead and the redhead says “Arf arf!” The cop thinks it’s a dog, so walks to the next one.
He kicks the second bag, with the brunette, and she says “Meow, meow.” The cop thinks it’s a cat and moves on.
He kicks the third bag, with the blonde, and the blonde yells “Potato, potato!”
