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She Bought A Pet For Her Husband’s B’day.

A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday.

After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.

She told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet, but she didn’t want to spend a fortune.

‘Well,’ said the clerk, ‘I have a very large bullfrog. They say it’s been trained to pleasure a man!’

‘Fellatio!’ the woman replied.

‘Yes It hasn’t been proven yet but we’ve sold 3o of them this month,’ he said.

The woman thought it would be a great gag gift, and what if it’s true…

One less hassle for her!

She bought the frog.

When she explained froggy’s ability to her husband, he was extremely skeptical and laughed it off!…

The woman went to bed happy, thinking she may never need to perform this less than riveting act again.

In the middle of the night, she was awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying everywhere, making hellacious banging and crashing sounds.

She ran downstairs to the kitchen, only to find her husband and the frog reading cook books.

‘What are you two doing at this hour?’ she asked.

The husband replied, ‘If I can teach this little gem to cook you’re gone.’

Do you want that frog?

Life was good at the Smiths. It was just another day.

Suddenly, shouts were heard from inside the house. The wife was shouting at Bob, her husband.

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.

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She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!”

The next morning he got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

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