Bean
Two blonds lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the other one watches.
Finally, the first blond says “D..ar..n, I can’t get in the car!”
The other blond replies, “keep trying! It looks like it is going to rain and the top is down!”
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Revenge of the Blonde
Revenge of the Blonde
A blonde woman was sick and tired of all the unfair jokes about blondes. One evening, she went home and memorized all the state capitals.
Back in the office the next day, some guy started telling a dumb blonde joke. She interrupted him with a shrill announcement, “I’ve had it up to here with these blonde jokes.
I want you to know that this blonde went home last night and did something probably none of you could do. I memorized all of the state capitals.”
One of the guys, of course, said, “I don’t believe you. What is the capital of Texas?”
“T!” she answered.