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Blonde vs Lawyer

There was a blonde sitting next to a lawyer on a plane.

The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence.

Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds and said that every time the blonde couldn’t answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he couldn’t answer hers, he would give her $50.

The lawyer thought he couldn’t lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, “What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?”

Without saying a word, the blonde gave him $5. Then the blonde asked: “What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?”

Well, the lawyer looked confused. It took him several hours to search for everything on his laptop and even make numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer.

Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50. The blonde put the $50 into her bag without comment, but the lawyer insisted, “What’s the answer to your question?” Without saying a word, the blonde gave him $5.

And you thought blondes were dumb! Well done! Hahaha! 

Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!!

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