Jasmine
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time.
She wanted to see the Capitol building.
Unfortunately, she couldn’t find it, so she asked a policeman for directions, “Excuse me, officer, how can I get to the Capitol building?”
The officer replied, “Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It will take you right there.”
She thanked the officer and he drives off.
Three hours later, the policeman returned to the same area and, sure enough, the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop.
The officer got out of his car and said, “Excuse me, but to get to the Capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?”
The blonde replied, “Don’t worry, officer, it won’t be long now. The 45th bus just went by!”
LOL!
Hope this joke will make you smile! Have a nice day!
Blonde Guy Finds A Genie Lamp
A blonde guy finds a lamp.
He rubs it and a genie appears.
The genie tells him that he will receive three wishes.
The guy thinks for a moment and says, “First, give me a bottomless mug of beer.”
A mug of beer appears in his hand.
He sips it once, then again and the mug is magically refilled.
The guy is thrilled and continues to drink.
The mug never empties.
Then the Genie says, ‘And what about your other two wishes?’
The guy thinks for a moment and says, ‘Give me two more just like this one!’