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Blonde series: a Blonde swim

“Out in the sea, a ship sank. The only survivors were a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.

The only choice they had was to swim 100 meters back to shore.

The brunette left first and swam 70 meters but she drowned. The redhead left second and swam 80 meters but she drowned. The blonde was last and she swam 50 meters but she got tired and swam back.”

lol…

did you laugh?

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The blonde is tired of all blonde jokes

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart.

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint.

He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing.

She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat.

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She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said…

FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

 

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