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A blonde sits next to a redhead in a bar. They are both having fun on TV.
The journalist shouts: “It’s just pure! A man stands on the edge of a cliff jumping. The redhead leans over to the blonde and whispers, ‘I bet you $50 that the man’s gonna jump.’ The blonde responds ‘You’re on.’
So, both of the women stare at the news waiting to find out what happens next.
Finally, the man jumps.
The blonde turns to the redhead and gives her the $ 50. The redhead, feeling guilty, said, “I can’t take the money”
I saw the news earlier this morning. I knew he was going to jump off the cliff.’ The blonde says, ‘Well, I saw too. But I never would have thought that he’d do it again.’
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A blind man wants to tell joke about blondes
A blind man walks into a bar, goes to the barstool, and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender. “Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. The woman next to him said in a very deep and husky voice, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair that you should know five things.
Number One. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
Number Two. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
Number Three. I’m a six-foot-tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
Number Four. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
Number Five. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
She concludes by smugly asking, “Now think about it seriously, mister.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
What will happen after he telling the story?
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