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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette rob a bank. When the cops arrive they get in their car and drive as far as they can to escape the cops
They ended up running out of gas right next to a barn. The redhead says “Let’s hide in there!”
Just as the cops are approaching them. They all run into the barn and find hiding places.
The redhead hides behind the pigs so when the cops come by she says “oink, oink”. The cops run along where the brunette hides behind the cows.
When the cops come closer to the cows, she says “Moo” so the cops walk away.
The blonde hides behind the haystack so when the cops come by she says “HAY HAY HAY”
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A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde go to Heaven.
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde go to Heaven.
There are three girls. A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde. You are at the gates of heaven and God was waiting.
God said, “there are one hundred steps and for each step, there will be a joke if you laugh at it you go to hell.”
The redhead went first and got to joke eight before she busted up laughing she went to hell. The brunette went next and got to joke eighty-two before she busted up laughing so, she went to hell.
The blonde got to joke one hundred and started laughing before God told the final joke and said, “why are you laughing I haven’t even told the joke yet?”
The blonde said,” I just got joke 1.”